ETA: Compare and contrast with the previous "Favorite Things" by Brad Judy.
These Are a Few of Our Favorite Things
Denial of service and passwords worth guessing.
Phishing complainers and route map addressing.
Tuning our IDS until it sings.
These are a few of our favorite things.
Outdated software and websites attacking.
Hackers who troll us on pastebin while snacking.
Campus-wide firewall: all that it brings.
These are a few of our favorite things.
Authentication that uses two-factor.
Assessing risks from networking a tractor.
Cutting your lawn over IPSEC strings?
These are a few of our favorite things.
On the WiFi!
In the colo!
No budget? So sad.
I simply rely on my luck so that I don't feel so bad!
PCI, HIPAA, and FISMA is knocking.
NIST helps to make all your systems more rockin'.
Coping with madness the auditor flings.
These are a few of our favorite things.
PII scanning and AV a-lookin'.
P2P fileshares with movies a-bookin'.
Use of our logins by criminal rings.
These are a few of our favorite things.
Expiring passwords with lots of complex'ty.
Filtering spam chunks with images sexy.
Websites that bounce like they're all made of springs.
These are a few of our favorite things.
On the WiFi!
In the colo!
No budget? So sad.
I simply rely on my luck so that I don't feel so bad!
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