Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Data Steward's Prayer

Our Data, which art in my email attachments folder, vulnerable be thy bits. A hacker comes, some stealing be done online as it is in meatspace. Give us this firewall and daily virus scan and resist any urge to click on email attachments, as those are the source of trespasses against us. And encrypt we must into unreadable hexcode to deliver us from lawsuit.