Tuesday, November 6, 2012

One (More Hacked User)

As a kid, I loved the dark, scary feel of Metallica's video for their excellent song, "One".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

Some days, in the world of Infosec, things seem that scary.


One (More Hacked User)

I can't remember my accounts.
They seem to come in large amounts.
Deep down inside, terror mounts.
My Facebook account's gone now.

With all of the hackers through with me,
I'm freaking out, this cannot be!
Just ain't nothin' left, you see.
My data is all but gone now.

Hold me up as I try backups.
Oh, please help, IT!

Banking accounts are there to steal.
They grab all the stuff then make a deal.
Trade your ID for a cheap meal,
And the bank can't figure why.

Spam is flowing from my email:
Tourists in London needing bail,
Stock market hints, amazing kale.
All with a link to malware.

Hold me up as I try backups.
Oh, please help, IT!

Now my phone has gone dead, I mourn.
Oh, please help me!
Hold me up as I try backups.
Oh, please help, IT!

Hackers!
Impersonating
What I can be!
Absolute horror!
I cannot surf,
I cannot stream,
Trapped without hope,
Living with life off-line!

Malware!
Has taken my Mac!
Taken my phone!
Taken my Windows!
Taken my PIN!
Taken my cash!
Taken my soul!
Left me with ID fraauuuudd!

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